me myself and irony

i love irony..... most of the time.
its useually hillarious and there is sooooo much of it floating around.
like when ur friend says dere not absent minded and falls over a skateboard
or when ur friend says that im not f*3!ing retarded and then almost burns their eyebrow off.
its useually great.....useually.

other times its not great at all. like when u feel great about yourself and make the mistake of saying out loud it no matter how quietly (and even if its only 2 urself) and then everything goes to sh1t like there is no tomorrow.
or my own favourite "the more prepared u are the less likely it is to happen." that one is particularily "hilarious" in my opinion.

every time i prepare for somthing it never happens and im talking tests, girls, events everything.
the only time i ever get anything or anything happens its only when i dont think or plan and jus go for it.
for tests if i just wing it i pass if i study i fail.
girls when i took time i got nowhere. after i jus went 4 it i got a girlfriend :-)
events if i plan and prepare... nothing

good things come to those who wait.... if thats true then better things come to those who dont wait and just go for it.
good things happen sloowly great things happen all at the same time.

my advice is dont wait just jump
dont think just do.
dont plan it, experience it
life too short,
life moves quick we just gotta move quicker ;-)